I can almost sit up now, and they say i look like
a *real* boy. I am not a baby no more!
I am seven months old!
I believe mommy wanted twin girls! I wont like this when
i am a big boy!

I'd rather be a naughty boy.... and crawl where i shouldn't....
See how nice it is to sit on the couch... where is the
remote?
Sit next to me?